Free Stuff Friday AGAIN!

Two weeks in a row? I know!

Well, how is it even Friday again already??? My son hasn’t even purchased a catio yet!!!

While the bad news is my entire week apparently put on sneakers and ran away from me, the good news is I *do* have a Free Stuff Friday giveaway! And that giveaway isssss…some best sellers from Thrive Causemetics! If you win this random drawing, you will receive a tube of Busy’s fave, Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara in Brynn (rich black), a Brilliant Eye Brightener in Muna (mauve taupe shimmer), a Brilliant Eye Brightener in Stella, which is MY favorite and is on my face right now (champagne shimmer), and a Sheer Strength Lip Plumping Peptide Gloss in Jessica (raspberry red) which is SOLD OUT right now, folks! And I’ll send it to ya in a cute little reusable Thrive Causemetics pouch that says “You’re a gem!”

And while it’s sad that I have but one Thrive Causemetics goodie bag to give, if anyone is interested, I *did* just find a few copies of some books I authored or co-authored. Nothing I ghost-wrote, obviously, but some novelty items, for sure. I have a few copies of Maternity the Musical which I co-wrote with my Rosie O’Donnell Show colleague, Alan Katz. It’s funny songs about being pregnant and comes with a CD, if anyone knows how to play those anymore! If you are interested in this, I also have a funny accompanying story I will just tell you not in a public forum, LOL. I have a few copies of “The United Jokes of America” which Alan and I wrote for Scholastic and which was so popular at the school book fairs that you might all already have a copy somewhere in your house? It’s very punny and for very little kids. And I have a couple paperback copies of my YA novel, “Jane Jones: Worst. Vampire. Ever!” which is intended for readers who are 10-12 years old. A person of any age can, of course, read it, I just ask that you please don’t go immediately to GoodReads and write a review about how it’s sort of unsophisticated for your tastes and tag me in it. It’s unsophisticated because you’re an adult, Theresa! Sorry I didn’t include sex scenes because of the 10 year olds? And don’t tag me! (Is GoodReads even a thing anymore? Blech.)

All you have to do to enter is comment below. Talk about this week’s episode. Talk about the State of the Union. We don’t care. We just love hearing from you! And, if, for example, you absolutely do not want a patriotic joke book for first graders, don’t feel bad about specifying that! I swear it won’t hurt my feelings. I don’t want it either! J/K, I kept one copy for my new grandcat.