Free Stuff Friday

On an actual Friday, even!

In the past on FSF, we have given away gadgets & goods that could be appreciated & used by mostly anyone. This week, what I have is, in some cases, more specific. Might not be for everyone. Might be your dream come true if you have a dog or a wide set vagina with a heavy menstrual flow! So here we go!

First item is two full-size boxes of Sundays Food for Dogs. One chicken, one beef! As we say in the ads on the podcast, it’s amazing air-dried shelf-stable dog food made with human-grade ingredients, which you can check out on their website. As you know Gina Linetti, Millie and Birdie (the dog, not the kid) go ape for it and I cannot wait for a couple of your puppers to try it and get hooked too! I will split them up and send to two different dog owners, so if your dog eats chicken but not beef or vice versa, please specify. If your dog is vegan, I’m sorry I cannot help you this time.

Second, a special copy of Gabrielle Blair’s best-selling book, Ejaculate Responsibly. Why is it special? Because it was highlighted by me and is full of notes I made for an event where I was…in conversation…with Gabrielle last night in LA. Fun fact, I forgot to bring my copy which I realized 5 minutes away from the event and my son Eli dropped me off, went home to get my book and got it back there just as we were starting somehow? Like, according to the laws of physics that should not have been possible, but he did it and I don’t wanna know how. Further fun fact, at the venue, there was *another* event next door that my friend was attending and she said Riz Ahmed was in there, but I did not see him. Anyway, you may know Gabrielle as the blogger Design Mom. She’s fantastic. The book is great and is a message that should be spread far and wide, unlike sperm. I have another copy so this copy with all my Post-its in it could be yours!

Ok, this is a weird one a little, but hey, I love to share. I went through a really hard time when these, my favorite tampons, were discontinued. Nothing compared 2 them! So, I did what any normal consumer would do, I got on eBay where SURE ENOUGH super couponers who had been buying these up to keep on their apocalypse shelter shelves next to 700 Suddenly Salads saw a business opportunity and were selling some of their backstock to desperate pre-menstrual people like me. So, I bought…a lot. So much so, that I think I’ve mostly hit the ‘pause before I could get all the way through my supply. They always tell really old people not to buy green bananas but I guess I also shouldn’t have bought dozens of discontinued tampon boxes when I was 48. Anyhoozle, if you too love and miss these bygone tampers, I’ve got a box for ya. And I know, plastic applicators aren’t the best. What can I say? I have a strong vag that crushes cardboard and these work the best. I do recycle and try to be virtuous elsewhere so don’t yell at me or whoever wants these, please!

Ok, that’s my suite of offerings this week. If you’re interested in entering for any of the items, just comment below. If you are only hoping to win one specific thing, mention that and I’ll enter you only for the thing you want. I’ll choose winners at random sometime Sunday evening.

May the luck of the Irish be with you! And may the pot at the end of your rainbow be filled with high quality dog food and tampons. 🌈 🍀